I gots the Covid

I use the term constantly now. “I gots the Covid.” It’s bad English and points to the author as problematic at best, but it’s what Grand Funk once called “a natural fact.” Not only true but there for all to see in prison-blue majesty. “Steer clear of him. He’s sick.” Of course, these are theContinue reading “I gots the Covid”

You Don’t Even Know…

My father had a friend named Guido, (I swear to God), and Guido, as it turns out, was quite a character. He used to like to tell me stories but he could never finish them. He’d get about two-thirds of the way to his point and then wave his hand at me and say, “YouContinue reading “You Don’t Even Know…”

Oh My Holly-Jolly Goodness! It’s the Holiday Deal You’ve Been Waiting For Happy Holidays,  it’s Scott and boy have I got good news for you. The world changed hands overnight and now everything is wicked groovy because the main change was that all the books in the world are free!!! Okay, they’re not. I made that up. ButContinue reading

Hi!

It’s been so long since we’ve written anything here that I almost feel like I need to introduce myself all over again. Assuming I introduced myself previously, which is not a sure thing, as I’m painfully shy. In fact, do you see the brick wall behind the “hello” sign? I’m hiding behind it right now.Continue reading “Hi!”

E2 Books Show – Episode Six

Stephanie Nemeth Parker You don’t meet people like Stephanie Nemeth Parker every day. She has done numerous voice overs in Switzerland (where she lives much to the jealousy of her friends), for such companies as Omega Watches (she was the voice of the company for five years) and some rinky-dinky furniture company called Ikea, (sheContinue reading “E2 Books Show – Episode Six”

Are you afraid of demons?

Welcome to the month of May! There are so many good things that happen in May. Like, the flowers, right? After the April showers and all that? (Technically in my area we’ve had more rain in the first four days of May than in April, but April has the edge in snow. So far.) AlsoContinue reading “Are you afraid of demons?”

As promised – Cover Reveal

We’re thrilled to reveal the cover for Cleanup Crew #4, The Demon of Denver. But first a word about the cover designer. David Berens, apart from being a good friend to Craig and myself, is an incredible author, creating one of the better character’s I’ve come across in recent years in Troy Bodean, and onContinue reading “As promised – Cover Reveal”

Two Girls

Kurt Vonnegut once told me (and everyone else in the auditorium) never to apologize. He then went on to give one of the most heartfelt apologies I’ve ever heard. I’m sorry for the title I gave this post. I’m sick over it. I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive myself. Mainly I’m sorry for notContinue reading “Two Girls”

A Farewell to Legs

E2Books Presents Craig and Scott Live – Oh yeah. It’s a thing now. So, I didn’t write a post after our first Facebook Live back on March 24th. My rationale was plausible deniability. If the thing was a train wreck I could try saying I had nothing to do with it, even though my faceContinue reading “A Farewell to Legs”

Oh dear, oh dear!

There are certain things you know are risky ideas when you hear them. “I think these bald tires have one more cross-country trip in them. Take the spare out of the trunk to make room for more beer,” for example. Or, “Let’s interview S.J. Varengo on our podcast.” And yet that is just what hasContinue reading “Oh dear, oh dear!”